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- Classberg Stout picture drawn by Kai-Ning
- Classberg Stout picture edited in Picnik
- Edited by Jiamin
♥'Monday, June 29, 2009
WAZZUP ??
shutup ria.
Today's Hw:
#1 Math : Math 1 Ex7a Q10, 12 && 14 #2 Science : form a few simple sentences with the following words; linking these words together
Environment
Habitat
Ecology
Ecosystem
Species
Population
Community
Biosphere
#3 HCL : Xi Zi &&' Zuo Ye
Reminders:
#1 Bring big exercise book for Geography tmr
#2 Bring EL Blue Ring File tmr ( the one we've had all along but never had the chance to use =x)
#3 Bring all EL worksheets &&' exam papers blahblah, anything associated with EL that we've been given throughout the past semester including hol hw
#4 Hunt for Sec 1 Science books...
Sec 1 Science Theory
Sec 1 Science Practical
Sec 1 Science Textbook
#5 Bring thermometer tmr
#6 Bring holepuncher (filing during EL lesson)
#7 Bring Report Books SIGNED if you have yet to
#8 PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE (:
HAHA. RIGHT.
okay(: bye(: cya(: tmr(:
Love;Ria(:
♥'Saturday, June 27, 2009
hi(:
THERMOMETER! REPORT BOOK!
TRAVEL DECLARATION (STUDENTS) FORM
HW! MASK! (JK XD) SANITIZER! (MAYBE?)
REMEMBER TO BRING!
haha. right. loves;the one w the shortest name in class(:
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COUNTDOWN !
1 more day till
SCHOOL REOPENS (:
psst!! Its the 28th today!
♥'Friday, June 26, 2009
COUNTDOWN !
2 more days till SCHOOL REOPENS (:
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COUNTDOWN !
3 more days till SCHOOL REOPENS (:
♥'Tuesday, June 23, 2009
i hope its big enough for you to see. did it specially for you all. see lar.. i soooo nice :D haha. jk. i dont think you can see the time. ah. but you all know lar har :D
Cheers! Sophia
♥'Monday, June 22, 2009
Killer English
Principal to student..." I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ?" ************************ Class teacher once said :" Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************************ Once the Hindi teacher said,"I'm going out of the world to America.." ************************ "...DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK!!!" ************************ Don't laugh at the back benches....otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down... ************************ It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said, "Why is fan not oning?" (ing form of on) ************************ Teacher in a furious mood..."Write down your name and father of your name!!" ************************ "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college." ************************ My manager started like this, "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ************************ "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board. ************************ "Will you hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF" ************************ The librarian scolded ," IF YOU TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" ************************ Chemistry HOD comes and tells us, "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" ************************ "Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father" ************************ "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!" ************************ Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote the wrong code,"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??" ************************ Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class, "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" ************************
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Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards, Banta
P.S. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
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A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about. The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm,and I told her it was going past the ball-park."
The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?" The driver continued, she replied "Ohshit, I'm on the wrong bus!"
♥'Saturday, June 20, 2009
Dearest Ladies and Gentlemen.
My mama is a finalist in the Singapore Blogging Awards 2009! (Yeah I know she is old but who cares)
Please show your support by voting for her blog! You stand to win cool prizes, such as..
Creative Vado worth $169!
250GIG External hard disk!
$$$!
It is very easy to vote, here is a detailed step-by-step guide to help you
1. Step one, is to head over to this website (http://)
You will need to register in order to cast your vote, but please do! Omy.sg is a very interesting local website as well, it is truly worth that easy 1 minute of registration.
You should see a page that looks like this!
2.
Done? Very good! Now, scroll down to the category of "Most Insightful Blog"
It should look like this,
3.
That was easy! ^^ Now from here you can either vote directly, or better yet, take a look at the blog to just see how awesome it is.
To vote, refer to the icons on the left. you should see many pictures. IGNORE ALL THE PICTURE EXCEPT FOR THE ONE OF MY CAT, BUBU!
Click on the picture of Bubu, and tada!
That's all! THANKS FOR VOTING!
4. (optional!)
To see my mama's blog, scroll down until you see a BIGGER picture of Bubu! Simply click it and the window shall be opened in a new tab.
That all the steps you have to do. I hope you will vote! Just in case you need a little help registering, here is a visual guide.. Hopefully you know how to register yourself!
Click to go to registration page.
You will see this page
Fill up everything with the red '*'
Check the box stating you agree to the terms of service, fill in the word verification, and hit 'Submit!'
From there on, you can login and access all of Omy.sg's features. There's no email verification (yay), and it all takes less than a minute!
I do hope all of you will help me by voting for my mama, peace!
^^
♥'Friday, June 19, 2009
Hello its joey here! Man:How old is your father? Boy:As old as me Man:How can that be? Boy:He became a father only when I was born
DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?/!
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&&! it's 200609' which means
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIC.S !
♥'Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Hospitals in Singapore
Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH)
changed its name to Changi General Hospital(CGH)? Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home'.
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because
SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem.
It stands for ' Tiam Tiam Si Hospital '. (hokkien - always die hospital)
So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell. HHHHAH///
jooeeyy/
♥'Tuesday, June 16, 2009
HEY RIA, nice pole dancing <33
<3 Cannot tell you.
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The Group Take
grabbed off Anne's FB. haha(:
loves;Ria(:
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BARKBARK.. Dog joke.
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
RoCKiNg!
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HI(:
wow, there's finally smth worth posting abt! The 205 '09 Class Party! haha. Okay so hmm who turned up? The awesomerz Grace, Sherilyn, Jiamin, Alison, Fathiah, Fathoum, Sarah, Nicole See, Joey, Kai-Ning, Regina, Ms Chang, Anne, Jia Jia, Sophia & I. Of course everyone else rocks like WOW too(: haha. okay. whatever. sry. blah. heehee. okay so funny things, Ms Chang got smacked by the ball at the*Ahem*; Sherilyn lost her retainers and they appeared to be in the rubbish bin and when she managed to retrieve them, she put them back on. Of course she washed it with soap lah. haha. We played games such as...
Blow Wind Blow
Tug-O-War (well, tried to, at least! haha)
Watermelon
Drip, drip, drop
Wacko
I scream, you scream, I can't see my ice cream
yeah, i think thats abt all the games haha. come cycled, some bladed, some walked. haha! lol. right. oh yeah, and some climbed trees. hmm we've got some monkeys in this class eh?
haha. well, all in all, I'd really like to thank all those who made it. Hope you enjoyed yourselves as much as i did! haha. Hope we will grow to be more bonded than ever b4! lol. Really glad that well, quite a few managed to make it(; As for those who were overseas or were unable to make it due to certain reasons, its sads that you missed out on such a great bonding opportunity BUT(: we will have another class outing at the end of the year! BE THERE! haha. more details will be given as the year comes to an end lol.
hmm, okay! Enjoy the remaining of your hols babes! haha. love ya(:
Ria(:
♥'Monday, June 15, 2009
Not for those, -coughcough- who have a sensitive side of humour..
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
RCKN.
♥'Sunday, June 14, 2009
BARKBARKBARK. It's AH KAI. After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"
Where? East Coast Park (meet at Mac's Playground by 12pm)
What? Head down to a hut near the beach &&' start playing games!
Psst...We need volunteers to bring some snacks like chips or maybe drinks too. oh and ice! Yes! haha. okay, so pls call me(if you have my no.) or tag at my blog(link is down there; somewhere(: ) if you are able to help out k! thanks(: alright. hmm...oh yes! Pls wear your anything ur comfortable in! Yes! oh and pls bring along an extra set of clothes cos we might get a little wet in a few of the games. hmm... okay i guess thats about it. a few things you might consider bringing would be sunblock (go Kai-ning!), slippers, extra set of clothes, mobile, small bag, food(: haha yeah, thats all(:
Step one, is to head over to 
